The UK Growers Thread!

**tip top toker** · 10-01-2011, 05:37 AM

Originally Posted by mantiszn

that the BR ttt?

went to the store... they're already stocking up fucking mince pies..

Aye, one male, one female

They've had the mince pies out for months and months around here. Christmas pisses me off, such a joke of a day.

**niceguysi** · 10-01-2011, 05:42 AM

Just had to add another 4" intake to keep the temps down,roll on winter i say.I cant stand fucking hot weather,my bird loves it she lays there like a fucking lizard.

**dura72** · 10-01-2011, 05:42 AM

I ordered a load of bubble wrap off eBay today.

Just to see what it gets delivered in.

**niceguysi** · 10-01-2011, 05:49 AM

My girlfriend thought that the water in a camels hump was for the guy on its back to drink??????? Got to love scouse birds havent ya.

**RobbieP** · 10-01-2011, 05:51 AM

Originally Posted by Saerimmner

all gd mate, been up with baby since 630 so were jus sitting having a cuddle on the sofa watching cbeebies an having a cuppa, well we were im on the pc now lol, hows you n everyone else today?

thats normally how my day starts and i slowly get closer n closer to pc lol

**dura72** · 10-01-2011, 05:52 AM

I was just chatting to a bloke in the pub.

He said, "What have you been up to today?"

I said, "I've spent the whole day shagging the missus."

He said, "You lucky bastard, I've been at work all day."

I said, "I know, she told me."

**dura72** · 10-01-2011, 05:56 AM

The wife and me were shagging away for about an hour solid last night when she said, "What's up can't you think of anyone either?"

**dura72** · 10-01-2011, 05:59 AM

I like my women like I like my Travelodges

Cheap, dirty and behind bushes on the outskirts of towns

**niceguysi** · 10-01-2011, 06:11 AM

a farmer in yorkshire see's a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts 'ay up cock,you dont wanna drink that its full of cow piss and shite,bloke replies 'speak slower im from pakistan' farmer replies 'oh i see,.... use....2 .....hands....and ...you...wont...spill.....any.

**niceguysi** · 10-01-2011, 06:13 AM

a cork lad takes his girlfriend home to meet his parents,he introduces her to his dad and says 'this is a amanda',father jumps up and replies 'its a fuckin whaa'