First Request:

Ok, so my grandmother has cancer of her uterus... she's going through chemo and has a low appetite and is in terrible pain. The prescribed pain pills just make her sick. So I need a good pain relieving strain. Most important, she does not want to feel "drunk" from the weed. As in, she doesn't want the head high.

So I am growing in a small closet and my max height to my lights are 3 feet.

I need something from http://www.nirvana-shop.com/ (or any other website that ships US) that will stay short and relieves pain.

Second request:

I need another strain that stays short and is a "good head high" but also just a little "body buzz". So I would say 90% head high and 10% body buzz.



I do understand no strain is absolutely perfect to what I need, but I am willing to bend on the requirements I listed.
Any help with this would be greatly appreciative.


Thanks!

Gradma's gonna get way way fucked up on even the tiniest hit of what's usually listed as medical grade though, I'd watch out.

Maybe you want to grow her some really really light pure sativa and harvest early. Sorry I don't know what a light one would be.

You'd just have to tie the sativa down.

Or well, dirtweed grade indica?

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why not just give her some of your leaves...according to you theyre 1/3 the potency of your buds

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Ok...for pain, I would personally recommend indica.But indica is a big body buzz, so maybe you can find something else like this...http://www.cannabis-seeds-bank.co.uk...zed-3071-p.asp Now that is supposed to be a strong sativa, but I know you said short...so here's some of their lowriders...http://www.cannabis-seeds-bank.co.uk...arfs-128-c.asp I've heard that lowriders are not that good, because they're crossed with ruderalis to keep them short.Keep in mind, if you grow strong weed, you don't have to grow as much at a time.And for the seeds bank, I have personally used the attitude with no problem.I've heard a few bad reviews on their g13 free seeds, but I have no personal experience with those yet.http://www.cannabis-seeds-bank.co.uk...zed-3079-p.asp I personally bought these because they are indica.I havent started the grow yet. I wish your grandmother a lot of luck,and you too.

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Too harsh for grandma to smoke leaf even in a bong, though it would help meter the dose easier if it weren't for that problem.
(Ignoring any smart assedness, if that was the intent talk to jesus above)

What you might have to do is feed her whatever the minimal number of direct trichomes it takes her to overcome the nausea, more if she wants any relief from sleep problems. Make keif from some buds and meter that stuff out under a magnifying glass.

It would be harder to meter out a consitently sufficient but not overwhelming amount of bud directly as differend bud and trichome densities exist on each plant at different distances from the light and on different parts of bud. Small differences would be large to her.

If she wants to find pain relief she should only expect it to be like stacking an advil on top of a tylenol. Together they have more strength than apart even in small doses but mj is not effective for pain on its own very much. More helps to tolerate it too though, especially if she has any long term discomfort she can't escape (or just wont because of the downsides of opiates) which can really drag you down in no time otherwise.

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Id go with -black dominia- that should help with apittite and pain
for sure

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well i cant give you specifics on a lot of strains, but i know the strain im growing is bred to be short, and it smells really good, im yet to try it though. in a 1.5 gal pot the plant hardly gets up to my knees and its been really easy to grow with minimal problems. heres a pic so you can see how small they are compared to other strains. its mp5k from dr. chronic

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That would probably give her a headache.

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Right now, I wouldn't recommend Dr. Chronic seed bank, a lot of US buyers have been getting ripped off.If you do a search, you'll see A LOT of threads on it.

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