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Old 05-19-2009, 12:38 PM
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Maybe you could train the dog to molest them.
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Maybe you could train the dog to molest them.
maybe you could molest the dog.
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scare the shit outt of them


go buy a really good airhorn, then sit home tommorow or whenever u know theyll come - and stage a stake out. when they start the shinanigans run out with an air horn and start cursing and threatening them. which should work....

plus dont be afraid to spank their asses if they keep it up. you cant go to jail for spanking juvenile maniacs
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plus dont be afraid to spank their asses if they keep it up. you cant go to jail for spanking juvenile maniacs
You really DO live in a galaxy far far away. If you tried that idea, you would be up on criminal charges as well as setting yourself up for civil case when the lowlife parents sued you for everything you have. Dont get me wrong, I agree that they need to have their asses whipped for being a drain on society. And if anybody knows who it is, the daddy should have his ass whipped too! Not to mention, when the little fuckers start to breed, they will be making the gene pool even shallower than it is already. Watch the movie Idiocracy. It was supposed to be a comedy, but it turned out to be more of a documentary.
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Lol, i was joking when i said to molest them, but this guy is serious - he actually wants to take little kids and spank them on their asses. Your Sick!
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i love this thread, this reminds me of when i was a little kid and my neighbor would yell at me everyday.
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plenty of cactis and argaves bigger the spikes the better,if that fails i suggest a pitbull.or let them see you dig a big hole and drag a big roll of carpet out there and dump it in there while mermering about thats the last time he steps on your garden,poor little johnny.
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....or let them see you dig a big hole and drag a big roll of carpet out there and dump it in there while mermering about thats the last time he steps on your garden,poor little johnny.

make sure there's blood leaking from the carpet too!
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wait... did the universe get together and decide thats not funny?
 
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