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Set up a small trellis and go into the woods and very CAREFULLY (with gloves) transplant some Poison Ivy and plant it at the trellis. Make it a POINT to tell the kids to NOT touch it. Do not tell them what it is, just that it's a sensitive Ivy. Problem solved.... Revenge is a dish best served chilled.
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Make it a POINT to tell the kids to NOT touch it.. Problem solved.... Revenge is a dish best served chilled.

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Set up a small trellis and go into the woods and very CAREFULLY (with gloves) transplant some Poison Ivy and plant it at the trellis. Make it a POINT to tell the kids to NOT touch it. Do not tell them what it is, just that it's a sensitive Ivy. Problem solved.... Revenge is a dish best served chilled.
fantastic...though it involves buying a trellis.
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Two pvc pipes and fishing line will do.....
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Ha, I could set up a hockey net with it..that would be even better...
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well dr. evil how about getting a shark tank and attaching lasers on there heads (sinister laugh)
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i think the ivy fence is best. mom will make sure kids dont play in that shit any more. lol
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UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!This is just ABSOLUTLY UNBELIEVABLE!! I'm freaking out! Children? Children??????? I've never had to bite my tongue so hard in my life, and I chew that damn thing like gum! You, me, and those kids are DOOMED! We are DOOMED. You better just go inside and hide. This is scarry stuff.
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AHAhahaha, kill them? No just kidding, seriously this WILL work, plant a row of nettles about a foot or 2 away from your garden, trust me, the first time the nettles get the kids...they wont be going back for more. The best part is dont tell the kids that the nettles are there or what they are and do. Wait until the nettles sting them all over their ankles. The pain goes away after about a half hour so you dont need to feel bad hahahahha, and its safe and legal. =) good luck, nettles keep my kids out of stuff.
 
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