http://www.rollitup.org/ Post your jokes, stories that you need to share with the world. en Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:45:39 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.rollitup.org/images/misc/rss.jpg http://www.rollitup.org/ http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/274358-marijuana-cleared-my-nose.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:05:00 GMT hahah may not seem funny to you. but after hearing my friend complain the past couple of days about having a stuffy nose and stuff, we hit up the... hahah may not seem funny to you. but after hearing my friend complain the past couple of days about having a stuffy nose and stuff, we hit up the bong...and BAM. Blazed as hell he looks at us and was i can breathe! marijuana cleared my nose! it was funny too me lol ]]> Stonable Quotables potka http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/274358-marijuana-cleared-my-nose.html http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/272141-my-first-time.html Mon, 16 Nov 2009 07:18:40 GMT my first time I took some water from the fish tank, got a spoon and a cotton ball and mix some H with the fish water and sucked about 50cc and... my first time I took some water from the fish tank, got a spoon and a cotton ball and mix some H with the fish water and sucked about 50cc and slammed it

WOOAHH was killer ]]> Stonable Quotables valleygurl http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/272141-my-first-time.html http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/265184-tolerance-level-shrooms-please-help.html Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:53:14 GMT hey guys i tried shrooms about 4 days ago for my first time. it was amazing i ate 2 grams and had lots of fun. i want to do it again but ive heard to... hey guys i tried shrooms about 4 days ago for my first time. it was amazing i ate 2 grams and had lots of fun. i want to do it again but ive heard to wait about a week to do it again but im getting mixed opinion on wether it will be good or not. i am about 6 foot tall and very slender and healthy any replies would be appreciated thank you:peace: ]]> Stonable Quotables skateNsmoke http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/265184-tolerance-level-shrooms-please-help.html http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/264513-confucious-sayings-lol.html Sat, 31 Oct 2009 07:07:47 GMT not sure if there is a thread like this in here allready but oh well... I'll start with a couple...

dumb man cling to cherry, wise man spread limbs

panties not best thing on earth, but next to it

man who tell to many light bulb jokes, soon burn out

woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jumps for joy

:blsmoke: ]]> Stonable Quotables Dr. Greenhorn http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/264513-confucious-sayings-lol.html http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/261995-favorite-thing-do-while-high.html Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:43:19 GMT I was looking around and i couldn't find anything about favorite activities while high. I don't know if i didn't look hard enough or what but yeah.

When im baked i think going on a trampoline is just the best thing possible

What is everyone elses favorite things to do while baked? ]]> Stonable Quotables Budme206 http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/261995-favorite-thing-do-while-high.html http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/261994-favorite-thing-while-high.html Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:42:19 GMT I was looking around and i couldn't find anything about favorite activities while high. I don't know if i didn't look hard enough or what but yeah.

When im baked i think going on a trampoline is just the best thing possible

What is everyone elses favorite things to do while baked? ]]> Stonable Quotables Budme206 http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/261994-favorite-thing-while-high.html http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/261755-wish-i-could-go-back.html Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:54:35 GMT ok so a longgg ass time ago when I was just thinkin about trying weed, my friend got some. Well she ended up just givng me the stash we went half n... ok so a longgg ass time ago when I was just thinkin about trying weed, my friend got some. Well she ended up just givng me the stash we went half n half on, so me and another buddy where gonna smoke it. Well It came to be like eleven when we realized the stupidest thing ever: we didn't have a fuckin peice or a lighter, and back then I was too stupid to make a bong, can, apple, or a vape. So guess what my dumbass did? I ate it. In a turkey sandwhich (despite my buddy telling me it wouldn't work) no cannabutter, nuthin. Just a dime on a sandwhich. Please note this was before I ever smoked or knew anything, I promise I'm not that fuckin dumb anymore. Anyway, u know placebo affect, I thought I was high and was laughing at everything. Worst mistake ever. I wish I could go back in time and get that stash back.

Anything any of u ever did with weed that u totally regret? ]]> Stonable Quotables hempcurescancer http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/261755-wish-i-could-go-back.html http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/260474-ever-had-jahovas-sp-witness.html Fri, 23 Oct 2009 03:38:15 GMT so im sittin on the couch today, rolling a j smoking with about 4 of my college buddys, and 3 jahova witness' knock on the door, instead of turning off the lights and being really quite untill they leave as usual, i decided to fuck around with them a little bit, first thing out of one of there mouths was, have you heard about our savior, jesus christ, how could i resist but to go along with this, in reply i said, yes, but the question i have for you is, have you heard of my savior, the eternial damned lucifer? it was kinda corny for me to say so i didnt think they would take me serious and would just walk away, but one dude dropped his little mini bibles and started praying and speaking in tounges, so i just said, shamanhia, shamanhana, and closed the door and continued with my toking ]]> Stonable Quotables tater7808 http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/260474-ever-had-jahovas-sp-witness.html