Marijuana Growing - Stonable Quotables http://www.rollitup.org/ Post your jokes, stories that you need to share with the world. en Sat, 25 May 2013 01:49:59 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.rollitup.org/images/misc/rss.png Marijuana Growing - Stonable Quotables http://www.rollitup.org/ <![CDATA[I'm as mad as hell]]> http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/659035-im-mad-hell.html Fri, 24 May 2013 22:05:40 GMT I didn't know where else to post this, as I am very mad and I just need an escape.
This rant always makes me feel better when I hear it for some reason.

Monty Brogan: Yeah, fuck you, too. Fuck *me*? Fuck *you*, Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car - get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped-up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. Twenty to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their Jason Giambi Louisville Slugger baseball bats, trying to audition for "The Sopranos." Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermès scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus-violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck J.C.! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J.! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, al-Qaeda, and backward-ass cave-dwelling fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel-headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! Fuck Jacob Elinsky. Whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fucking bitch. Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, and cheering the Bronx Bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park Slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.
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Monty Brogan: No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you *dumb* *fuck*!



Anybody else pissed off? ]]> Stonable Quotables dolamic http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/659035-im-mad-hell.html The meaning of words... http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/651490-meaning-words.html Tue, 07 May 2013 03:46:53 GMT are sometime more obvious than you think. About a year ago a friend and I pulled behind a truck with a bunch of windshields on it and after... are sometime more obvious than you think.

About a year ago a friend and I pulled behind a truck with a bunch of windshields on it and after staring at the company name "ABC Windshields Co" (or some shit like that) I realized.....Windshields are truly, wind shields.

I'm sure for some people it was obvious but for me it was an revelation, and was a signal that I was WAY to high. ]]> Stonable Quotables mrpuffins http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/651490-meaning-words.html If you like the show Community.... http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/651488-if-you-like-show-community.html Tue, 07 May 2013 03:41:01 GMT What does Magnitude say when he has diarrhea? Attachment 2645997 (http://www.rollitup.org/attachments/stonable-quotables/2645997-if-you-like-show-community-magnitude_has_all_the_answers.jpg) PLOP PLOP! ... What does Magnitude say when he has diarrhea?

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Thought of this while high....go figure.
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]]> Stonable Quotables mrpuffins http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/651488-if-you-like-show-community.html <![CDATA[Anyone's Pets Have a Taste For Your Plants?]]> http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/650146-anyones-pets-have-taste-your.html Thu, 02 May 2013 11:05:17 GMT I remember when i was a little kid i was really into gardening, and i used to help my dad with his grows. He told me they were tobacco plants, i had... I remember when i was a little kid i was really into gardening, and i used to help my dad with his grows. He told me they were tobacco plants, i had no idea what weed was at the time. We made a good little team haha. But anyway, we grew in the garden and we had a pet dog, who spent a lot of time in the garden. (Can you see where this is going?) I remember going out and seeing nearly half of one of the plants missing and there was my dog, laying there stoned as a fart. She seemed to go crazy for the taste of weed, she used to try so hard to get to the plants. We had to get a little greenhouse for them so my dog didn't eat the whole lot. Anyone have any pets that love the taste of their plants? ]]> Stonable Quotables ImDankest http://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/650146-anyones-pets-have-taste-your.html