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Old 03-20-2009, 02:35 PM
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32 oz Measuring Cup (Dollar $tore)

1 Pack of Toasti Toes (Home Depot by the register) [DO NOT GET HAND WARMERS-THEY DONT HAVE ADHESIVE BACKING]

Rubber Gloves (I'm sure you know where to get these)

4 fl oz Purell Hand Sanitizer (Wal*Mart)

2 Aquarium Adhesive Thermometer (Wal*Mart)

Detoxified Human Urine (Piss from your homeboy that dont smoke)



Preparation:

Wash hands and Use Gloves when dealing with bodily fluids.

Use NOTHING BUT HOT WATER to clean the Purell Hand Sanitizer bottle. You know that its clean when you don't smell the hand sanitizer.

Remove backing and place an Aquarium Adhesive Thermometer in the middle and on the bottom of the empty Purell hand sanitizing bottle.



Have your drug-free homeboy urinate in the 32 oz Measuring Cup. Pour the urine inside the 4 fl oz Purell Hand Sanitizer. I recommend that you have him urinate twice, filling at least 3/4 of the bottle.


Taking the test

Fill the 32 oz Measuring Cupwith hot faucet water to keep the urine warm until you are on your way to the facility. IF ANY COLORS/TEMPERATURES SHOW ON THE Aquarium Adhesive Thermometer ... THE PEE AINT HOT ENOUGH!

Remove backing of the Toasti Toes and stick one on each side of the bottle leaving the bottom Aquarium Adhesive Thermometer exposed. I used electrical tape to reinforce the Toasti Toes uncase they started to peel off.




Pop the top and pour into test cup!



Thanks in advance!

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And here I thought a condom filled with clean piss, rubber banded to my cock n balls, would do the trick.
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the whizzinator... never fails and it looks so cool.

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Good post, +Rep. I doubt I'll ever need to take a drug test, but if I do, this will be the method I'll use.
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Thanx guys! I was a little nervous at first cause no one posted. lol Just thought that this would be a great addition since there's always someone posting questions about drug test.
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And its like $150 to walk around with someone elses pen!s.

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My boy told me to do this. I was too afraid of busting the condom tough. Even more afraid to leave the wrapper laying around for the wife to see. lol


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Even more afraid to leave the wrapper laying around for the wife to see. lol

Hahaha.. so true
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nice thread. i have done something similar to this a few times and used the urinator. one time i couldnt get the end cap off the tube and i was panicking fast as the lady asked through the door if anything was wrong lmao.
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Should have told that trick to be easy! You don't like being told to pee, you normally go to the rest room when you ready! lol

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nice thread. i have done something similar to this a few times and used the urinator. one time i couldnt get the end cap off the tube and i was panicking fast as the lady asked through the door if anything was wrong lmao.
 
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