Nice nugs there sir. Thanks for the porn
Just a word on the fap thing.
I saw the original post that the urban dictionary got the word from and it was fwap.
The post was so funny.
A guy got a free pedometer from the chemist, it was supposed to encourage people to walk more by measuring how many paces they took. Instead he used it to see how many strokes he needed to reach orgasm on his own. He called this a fwap and he named the pedometer a fwapometer.
He then worked out loads of wild things. If sex burns up 300 calories then it would take 23 fwaps to burn off a mars bar

He also took the distance from earth to the moon and divided it by the distance his hand travelled during a fwap and thus worked out how many wanks it would take to reach the moon

I wish I had saved the post as it was perfect for reading whilst stoned.
Sorry to take over your thread. Enjoy those nugs.