Dude are you seriously asking this? You dont have to have all that shit. Just go to a doctors office that advertises its self as a place to get 215 recomendations, pay the money, fill out form, get blood pressure taken, and your in. Im doubting the legitimacy of this post, it seems kinda suspicious.
Weedmaps, find all the docs in your area...
All photos of plants posted by me are not grown by me and if I say they are, its just an attempt to create a cool fictional story...
You can go to your regular doctor, or you can even go to a local WeGrow store, they have doctors which are very mmj friendly. Got my card there
I would highly recomend checking out a WeGrow store, they have mmj physicians in store ready to give evaluations. It's where I got mine, real quick and easy process, just pay the fee pretty much and get a card. They are all pro-mmj.
Legal Patient under Prop 215 & S.B. 420
Im assuming none of you live in LA, where we can literally walk in, pay, take picture, walk out with card.