How much weed is a blowjob worth?

My wife, sister in law, her husband, and me got into a long conversation about this last night, with an open bag of fresh stuff and a bottle of Jack. The two of them proved to me, yet again, women are just as crude and nasty as us men.
They agreed on the following pay scale.

Two ounces for the "Smiling Facial" someone brought up earlier in the thread.
One ounce to swallow
1/2 ounce to spit
1/8 for a pearl necklace
Free "smiling facial" if the guy would give them a long romantic kiss right afterward. This one had both us guys clutching our ribs from the pain of laughing so damn long and hard.
OR
The guy could have his choice from the list above, eat her pussy first and take off a gram for every time she cums.
By the Way...
I have to admit I never got the whole facial thing. Why would you pull out your shlong just as you nut? Then last night after WAY too much liquor I found out. Whoever brought that up I owe you a really fat blunt.

not more than a half zip if she is super hot a qtr other wise

i used to work with this old guy about 62 years old on building sites all over scotland we were ground workers, anyway he was the boss and said to me, right thats the shuttering ready to pour the concrete, its 10 to 1 and the concrete will be here at half one, get your dinner and we will pour it after dinner. he said he was off to the little brothel round the corner for a shag and would be back soon.

he disappeared and came walking back on site about 1.30 with a pair of long johns draped over his shoulder and his hair was a right mess.
i asked...."what happened"

(he spoke with a right scots glaswegian accent this guy).

he said..." a went tae the door and this auld wumin answered",
and he stumbled back shoutin "its no you is it"
she said "naw its no me just go in that room and get yersel ready she will be in tae see ye in 5 minutes"

so he got undressed and lay on the bed, he feel asleep and 25 minutes passed.

the whore walked in after 25 mins and woke him up and said ok pal whit can a dae for ye
he screamed " is that the fucking time, ye can get yer fucking laughing gear aroond this because ive got fucking concrete coming in 10 minutes "
she sucked his cock and then he got dressed fast as hell and left.
i never asked him what it cost him but, i was fucking pissing myself laughing when he told me.
she probably stung him for about £100 for 10 minutes of slobbering on his wrinkly old cock.

shit my girl does it for free ,and she swallows,but Id say if your gonna pay , an 1/8 is all its worth no matter what

Originally Posted by superjoint

shit my girl does it for free ,and she swallows

Is she available Monday? cn

sorry I dont share

Originally Posted by superjoint

sorry I dont share

thats not what she said LOL

Originally Posted by superjoint

sorry I dont share

sharing makes the world go round.

i will give you 2 ounce if she gives me one.