Help Me Pass My Piss Test

Ok So I have been smoking weed everyday for about 3 years now. I need to get the thc out of my system asap. it isnt for probation its for a job. I have heard about getting someone who doesnt smoke weed to piss in a bottle hid it in your pocket or underwear or what ever and then you just dump there piss into the cup.. any way I have a very hard time getting baked now adays so i think stopping would be good so i can get really high again.. I have also heard if you get thc completely out of your system and smoke weed again its like you've never smoked it before.. any truth to this?
 

Dizweld

Well-Known Member
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Enjoy your self.
 

hoagtech

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Go to a nearby head shop/smoke shop and buy fake urine. urine x or x factor are good ones. It comes with activated heat warms and a temperature strip. Be sure to heat the fake pee with your car heaters if you have to, past the 103 degree mark to buy your self twenty mintutes before it cools down to below 95 degrees. Then get some duct tape, say goodbye to thigh pubes and tape the bottle with the cap on it by butthole under your balls in between your legs.
then go in to the blue toilet room (where you take a piss) and lift your balls up and undo the cap and unload the bottle. Then try to hurry the process up and get the pee checked right away so you dont lose your temperature and have to do it again. This works on 98% of clinical piss tests as long as they dont check for hormone residence.
 
Okay i have been smooking for about 4 years now and i am also a daily user of the plant. To pass a piss test is very simple, Although getting thc out of your system IS NOT. since you have been smooking everyday for 3 years then it will be almost impossible to past the test on short notice. However it will be possible to hide or cover up, Here is the list of steps you will need to perform in order to pass the test

1) the day befor your test drink lots of water. like a 16oz bottle every 20 mins of the day ( this will help fill your kidneys up with water)
2) drink lots of cranberry juice in the process of drinking the water
3)the day of the test wake up and take 2 vitamin B pills (vitamin B is the vitamin that makes your piss Yellow) For every hour befor the test take 1 vitamin B pill and drink a 16oz bottle of water.
4) and about 2 hours befor the test drink 1cup of vinegar( vinegar is a very good way to drain toxins out of the body through your piss stream)
5) piss as much as you can befor the test
6) piss the middle of the urine stream into the cup
if you do this correctly then youll be pissing out Yellow water and vinegar during the test and you will be sure to pass
 

Gastanker

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I've had success with the $50 quick clean drinks they sell at GNC. Personally feel it is safer to find some clean pee and put it in a zip lock rubber banneded to your nuts - most test require it to be at body temperature. Pull a corner of the bag out of your fly and tear off the tip to empty. Looks and sounds like you are peeing and pretty fool proof unless they make you strip.
 

hoagtech

Well-Known Member
Okay i have been smooking for about 4 years now and i am also a daily user of the plant. To pass a piss test is very simple, Although getting thc out of your system IS NOT. since you have been smooking everyday for 3 years then it will be almost impossible to past the test on short notice. However it will be possible to hide or cover up, Here is the list of steps you will need to perform in order to pass the test

1) the day befor your test drink lots of water. like a 16oz bottle every 20 mins of the day ( this will help fill your kidneys up with water)
2) drink lots of cranberry juice in the process of drinking the water
3)the day of the test wake up and take 2 vitamin B pills (vitamin B is the vitamin that makes your piss Yellow) For every hour befor the test take 1 vitamin B pill and drink a 16oz bottle of water.
4) and about 2 hours befor the test drink 1cup of vinegar( vinegar is a very good way to drain toxins out of the body through your piss stream)
5) piss as much as you can befor the test

I tried this and failed one of my best careers twice at the power company because of this. So I switched to synthetic urine. Ever since then I have passed 4 UA's this way. If you get your heating schedule down, nothing beats synthetic, and you can smoke a bowl on the way to the test
 

ganglyguy420

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I have used #1 synthetic urine it has worked for my oil rig piss tests, it has a thin belt too. When I quit for more than a day a can notice I get much higher
 

Flo Grow

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Herbal Cleanse products at GNC or another Vitamin store.

I've used that product and only that product for 20 yrs !!
Only had 20 capsules when they started, now they have liquid drinks in various flavors.

Drink the whole bottle 1st.
Then fill it up once or twice with plain water and drink that too.

Very simple
Very effective
Just follow the directions on the bottle.
I stop smoking 48hrs before use.

Let me add that I am a "healthcare professional" and I know others who use this product with success as well !!!
NO B.S. !!!

Fuck all that fake urine shit and taking another persons urine with you !!

CLASS DISMISSED...................
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
quick fix piss is the only way to do it m8.. all of those bs detox drinks are just that, bs.. wayyyyyyyyyy too risky ime.. why risk it when you know that you've got a nice clean source of piss with the quick fix synthetic.. i've used it atleast 10 x's and it works like a champ.. they even come with a heating pad and just follow the directions on the box.. for an added layer of security, get a whizzinator as well, and you'll be passing ua's all over town...
 
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