The Chodesman's outdoor auto-photo grow. Help?

Alright guys I went out and planted a few seeds in the boonies about two weeks ago. It rained very well recently so that gave me hope. I went out today to inspect the plot and watered, and I am unsure as to if I should be excited, or just give up on the whole endeavor. There are some sprouts, but they do not look like cannabis sprouts.

From my experience during the first few weeks of sprouting if stressed the sprouts can look deformed and their growth could be stunted.

The soil is of poor quality, and it hasn't exactly been sunny recently.

Here are some pics, I'm sure a couple of these must be cannabis, I planted 8 seeds.

Anyway I'm sure these need much more water than they are getting, and I can only carry 1 or 2 gallons at a time.

This sucks. I miss my grow tent. All of my wonderful equipment is in storage.

Somebody please give me some advice.

Well guys I think this thread and grow are bust. There isn't a speck of life back there. I see sprouts, but they're half dead and spindly. The plants in the pic are even gone. I'm pissed. I've never had problems with a grow. I've always had close to a 100% germination rate. I had to kill a flowering crop a few months ago, now this. I wasted a fair amount of seeds and time with this endeavor. Who knows, maybe it will rain for a few days and I'll go back in a month to find a few plants.

I have nowhere to germinate some plants properly, and there is no way I can go out there and transplant good soil or seedlings themselves.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

I think I'll stick to indoor the next time I can.