Basically my most memorable experience was getting road head while a cop was driving behind me... And believe me, the girl giving it could teach a class in pole smoking. It was possibly the weirdest feeling I've ever had in my life. I got so nervous I almost lost all of my sexual drive but then she'd give it even harder and I'd be right back there. I was caught in a nervous sexual limbo... It kinda sucked but felt so damn good at the same time.

The reason I was so nervous was because at the time I was driving a 1990 F-150. There was absolutely NO tint and the cop could plainly see me making faces in my rear-view mirror. Trying to keep a straight face while getting blown by someone who knows what they're doing is REALLY hard...

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