As I walk around the breezy house, bare butt cheeks jiggling in all their pale glory, I decide to sit down (with a towl on the chair) in front of my computer, and suddenly thoughts of lust come to my brain.

Do I beat it?

Do I beat it with some sort of lubrication(vaseline, lotion, saliva)?

Do I look at some pornography and spank it unrelentlessly?

Or do I just let it sit there, in all it's Thorish might, and allow it to be windswept, wavering without deterrent in this beautiful Washington weather?

What do you guys think?