For some reason, while posting a thread, I began to wonder... is there any documentation on whether or not human semen could help a plant grow? So I go to google, and one of the first things that comes up is rollitup, and this hilarious thread... but my question is still unanswered.

I'm going to research a little more (online, not personally... yet!) and see if there are any more technical answers.

One responder on here said it would take a while to break shit down to be useful, I don't know how true that is but of course if you really wanted to use this stuff... you could maybe like... freeze-dry it and sprinkle it on the plants, I'm loling now, let's see.

Okay, so semen has like, protein, and sugars, and shit. I suppose in a way that's similar to molasses? So you're giving your plant some sugar, what's that supposed to do? I would assume they wouldn't really respond to protein? Ugh, well, let's do more research, and think of more names...