Rachel Ray is chubby, she also happens to be annoying a hell

Not a good combination, let's see how Michelle Malkin does in a comparison

Michelle Malkin is also annoying as hell, and perhaps nuts, but she is oooh so cute.

point goes to Michelle

Michelle Malkin I want to have a disfuntional relationship with you, I want to argue the hell about politics till the wee hours of the night, and then resolve all our issues in loves sweet embrace; tender yet very passionate.

Michelle Malkin if you are reading this, I was totally kidding; I wouldn't do it tenderly at all.