Man, my first 'joint' was a fucking life changing experience....

I lived in Fresno, CA...I was doing my Paramedic Internship (most medics do harder drugs than weed so SHUDDUP! ;-P)

I was so fucking stressed out from dealing with a white trash moron preceptor... Me and my room mates who had gone to paramedic school with me got drunk for some reason, which was actually pretty unusual. One of my room mates said "lets get WEEEED"... only one of us had smoked in the past... So i called up my buddy and he got a 'dub' of this crazy stinky shit that was covered in white stuff. it was in the smallest ziplock bag ive ever seen in my life...

Anyway, we punched holes in the bottom of a 2 liter soda bottle, and screwed the cap from some Jegermeister on to the top of it and punched tiny holes in that as well.

we filled it with water, put a tiny itty bit of the stinky green shit on top, lit it, and let the water drain out....

I inhaled about 1/4 of the smoke, and held it in. I seriously thought I was going to vomit. I did it again, and the next 4 hours were the best of my life.

I felt like I was losing track of time and then catching back up a few seconds later, I had a crazy awesome feeling coursing through my muscles and everytime I moved it felt funny.

After that was gone, I was only able to buy dirt weed from the local gang banger, which filled my bong with putrid yellow smoke. I havent had good weed since then, and Im hoping that my white widow,blueberry, cheese, Big Bang, Church, supergirl, venus, or northern lights will give me that insanely wonderful feeling that i got with that first batch.