Not only are we decedents of "monkeys", we are "monkeys", relatively hairless great apes (if you want to get picky) that just got too smart to keep living in the jungle..

We're animals, no more, no less. Our true lord's name is N-A-T-U-R-E, it's bible is written into the very stone and etched into our dna, it isn't omnipotent, it didn't talk to a prophet, it has little patience for those that don't help themselves, it doesn't care what your sins are, it has lasted the span of time and created us all from the fiery forges of the stars. When you die and the last thought you have is "what's next?" the question will remain unanswered. Don't waste your true heaven, life on earth, prostrating yourself in an attempt to please a being that only exists in the over-active imaginations of a lucky species of "monkey"...