Don't panic next time....it could just be an s.o.s pad she keeps down there to clean dishes with

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Originally Posted by Moldy When tripping about 40 years ago I was putting some moves on this cute hippy chick. When I finally got my hand down her pants I felt something all matted and hard. It was dried shit and blood and I freaked out and bolted from the van never to see her filthy ass again. |