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Originally Posted by KidCreole When I was 18, my gf's best friend got married to her childhood sweetheart. all the pretty stuff must have exicted her cuz she was extra touchy feeley all nite. when i droped her back off at her house,(she was a year younger than me) i leaned in to give her a goodnite kiss. we ended up fucking in my car in front of her parents house with everybody there. the next day she had to go to her gyno bcuz she was really hurting, turns out i had bruised her cervix and the area all around it... BEST WEDDING EVER |
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