im "hard of hearing" so this one time i smoked a blunt outside of a pool hall, and my friends were like "JAKKKEEE!!" and im zoned out not paying attention, "what do you think he's doing?" "JAkeeeeeeeeeeee" "i look at them and go "whoaat?"

then they look at me all high like..

and then i wiped the floor with them in pool..

made like 100 bucks