With out a doubt the best stoned cop encounter EVER... I'm on probation and one of the local cops comes by my house while me and a buddy are tokin.

Pig: I was just in the neighborhood and thought I'd check up on you
Me: great......
Pig: (super cocky) Yeah.....I just chased down a perp a few blocks from here and decided to come on over.
Me: so uh..... you shoot him?
Pig: (not so cocky) Well....uh......no......
Me: *psh Pussy (door slams in his face)
Buddy: Did you just call that cop a pussy cause he didn't shoot the guy?
Me: yeah......I think I did.
Buddy: where did this dog come from?

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