I know the type of ads you mean ...

About a month ago, I was really stoned and watching [adult swim] when a commercial for some cleaning product came on. Kids spilled something on the carpet, and they got all excited and grabbed the product because it was fun to use. It pissed me off, and I called my friend up and ranted about it on her voicemail.

"Kids don't like cleaning!!! AND WHO THE FUCK HAS WHITE CARPET WHEN THEY HAVE THREE KIDS!?! Do these people NOT do market research? Who the FUCK do they think they're dealing with!?"

No preamble, no explanation, I just ranted and hung up. She still has it saved. XD

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