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Old 03-14-2007, 04:40 PM
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The family of Democrats buy the house using FHA financing where the government guarantees the loan in the event the family can't make the payments. The family lives in the home without making a single payment. It takes months and months to foreclose on the mortgage and months more for the lender to get the Sheriff to evict the democrat family. The government (taxpayers) are left holding the bag.

In the meantime, the Republican family is working their asses off on three different jobs in an effort to save enough money for a down payment. A friend suggests that they check out forclosed properties, which they do. And, lo and behold, they come across the democrat family's foreclosed home. At that point, the Republican family buys the home at a great price, fixes it up, lives in it for five years, continues to work their asses off, sells it at a teriffic profit and moves to a larger home in a much nicer neighborhood.

The Democrat family was last seen mumbling something about those "Greedy, Evil, Rich, Rebublican Bastards."

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