Friends: Will stand by you while you piss.
Michigan Friends: Will shine a spotlight on your drunk ass while your pissing in the bushes.
Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Michigan Friends: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the random guy you tried to pick up.
Friends: Hope the night of drinking goes smoothly, and noone misses the ride home.
Michigan Friends: Know some wild shit is gonna happen and set up rally points.
Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
Michigan Friends :Will be sitting next to you Saying: Damn!! That shit was fun.
Friends: Cry with you
Michigan Friends: Laugh at you
Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days and then give it back.
Michigan Friends: Steal each other's shit so often, noone remembers who really bought it in the first place.
Friends: Are happy you might have picked up a one night stand and leave ya alone.
Michigan Friends: Will crawl naked into the room with a camera , and hope for the tag team.
Friends: Know a few things about you.
Michigan Friends: Could write a book, with direct quotes from you.
Friends: Will leave you behind , if that's what the crowd is doing.
Michigan Friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
Friends: Would knock on your door.
Michigan Friends: Walk right in, yelling "I'm Home".
Friends: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get thrown out of the bar.
Michigan Friends: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
Friends: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and be sorry you couldn't come.
Michigan Friends: Will share thier last dollar with ya , drag you along anyways, and try to get free drinks all night.
Friends: Will take your drink away, when they think you've had enough.
Michigan Friends: Will look at you stumbleing all over the place and say..You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste, That's ALCOHOL ABUSE !! HAHHAHAHAHA
Friends: Want the money they loaned you, back next week.
Michigan Friends: Can't remeber who owes who money, after takeing care of each other for sooo long.
Friends: Will say, I've had enough, I can't smoke anymore.
Michigan Friends: Will say , OK OK just one more bowl....and 2 minutes later just one more..and a few minutes, later ok ok just one more.....
Friends:Will talk shit to the person that talks shit about you...
Michigan Friends: Will KNOCK THEM THE FUCK OUT......
OUT MICHIGANDERS!!!