Hey Panda....reminds me of the guy who was a virgin and went to a hooker looking for experience prior to his wedding night. She offered him 69 (which he had no knowledge of) and proceeded to get in the position. After a while the hooker had to fart. She looked down and noticed he didn't flinch. To which she asked" are you OK down there?" His answer was...."Yeah, but I don't know if I can handle 68 more of those".
