Thought for the day . . . There is more money being spent on
breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This
means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to
do with them.
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A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated
doctors searching through the flower beds.
"Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?"
"No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart
transplant for an IRS agent and want to find a suitable rock."
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A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for
glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye.
The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye
doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through, covered up the appropriate eye, and asked her to read the letters.
As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her
face.
"Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional about
getting glasses."
"I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on
wire frames."
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