Holy smoke! Police find cannabis in nunnery - Yahoo! News

"The nuns did not know what they were and assumed they were large decorative plants" - Now that's funny.

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When someone asks 'Are you ticklish' it doesn't matter if you say yes or no, cause they're going to touch you. You should say something like 'I have diarrhea...and yes, I'm very ticklish' - Demetri Martin