my first joint i bought from this kid at my sophmore year pep rally. as soon as i got home, i went into the woods with my dog and smoked it all up, blowing the occasional hit into my dogs face. on the way back to my house, i stumbled and almost hit my head on a huge slab of rock. got inside, brushed my teeth (mom was home) and she came over to me, asking why i had been in the woods. i could barely talk i was so high haha. so she smelled my breath (i guess she thought i had been drinking?) and told me to go away or w/e. so i layed down and played halo until i passed out. good times.

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