Last time I went to a "legitimate doctor" for a recommendation it took 6 weeks to get an appointment, cost twice as much and then told me I needed additional documentation (meaning pay another doctor several hundred more $) and then after that I could make another appointment, wait another 6 weeks and pay them another several hundred dollars.

All I want is to not get arrested for growing pot. So screw your real doctors, does anyone know where I can find another quack in NorCal?