Originally Posted by PlatinumKasse

Seriously... take a cigarillo (blunt) and just puff on it. PROMISE YOU, you'll be good 2 go. Also, a strong cigarette is another remedy. Weed, is more of a relaxant as I've discovered (don't ask, I just remember the relationship between things.. in this case, particular types of smoke and their effect on my bathroom visits)

Recap:

Poo Provacative Puffin:
1. Blunt (w/tobacco still in it, silly)
2. Cigarette
3. Resin (scraped up from your pipes etc)

Don't waste herb on a toilet visit, there is NOTHING that will bring your buzz down quicker than wiping your ass, high.