why cant a spick be a fire fighter.......
cuz he cant tell the difference between hose A , and hose B

what happened when the nigger looked up his family tree.....
a gurilla shit on his face

whats the difference between a nigger and a pizza........
the pizza can feed a family of 4

what do you call a nigger in a tree with a brief case..........
a branch manager

what do you get when you cross a gang banger with a retard.....
a nigger who sprays paint on a chain link fence

What's a niggers idea of foreplay.........
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

How else do you babysit a niglet........
Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.

How do you get him down.........
Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a pinata party

How do you fit 15 niggers in the back of a Cadillac........
Dont worry theyll figure it out



why is a midget laughing when you see him running naked...........
the grass is tickeling him balls

theres a moma, papa, and baby tomato walking and the baby tomato falls behind so the papa tomato runs back and steps on him and says catch up

well i could go all day but i threw in a dumb one at the end lol

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Originally Posted by dannyking i once filled a condom with weed and smoked it. not the latex kind though. that stuff is bad for your throat.

WTF......??