Amen. In C-town boomers is pretty common slang.

Spores101 works

eBay has decently priced supplies. Jars or bulk. It's a good "between" step if ya don't want to use a PC for whatever reason, and ya don't want to pay ridiculous prices for sterilized bird seed/brf/whatever. $40 for 2 lbs of bulk and a LC jar...that 40 bones can be made back.

Also, rofl @ telling the skeleton to put his pants back on.