thats what everyone calls court appointed lawyers. 2 grams geeze calm down youll get probation at worst texas sounds like it sucks though in california without a med card under an ounce is an $80 dollar ticket no jail though. mostly they do nothing but confiscate it if you dont look like a shithead. no one is watching you. you have about as unserious a charge as you could get. i have been in much much more serious trouble seriously no big deal calm down have a beer smoke a bowl.