So a few weeks back, there we're like five or six of there smoking 4g of some really nice hydro, when the dude who's holding it, Ben, hold the lighter in his mouth by the bottom and just sits there holding the pipe. No-one notices, so eventually I decide to speak up and get the bowl going again. The way he had the lighter in his mouth kinda made me think of a turtle (shh I was high) and then I just messed up the words "take a toke".....

So the final result was everyone sitting around, being baked and having their own conversations ignoring me and ben for the most part, so I, without warning, exclaim loudly the words "Someone tell that turtle man to cook a coke...." to be followed by .........."WHAT!?" "Oh I uh.. I mean take a toke."


Had two people on the floor with laughter