i found some of these on a web site

how do you know when it was bed time at michael jacksons?
when the big hand is on the little hand.

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.

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