-The US Coroners office have announced that Michael Jackson's body will be melted down & re-packaged as plastic toys - so kids can play with him for a change.

-I heard that he wanted to be melted down to an etch-a-sketch so children could still play with his knob

-Jacko's ghost was spotted in a kids hospital - it seems even in death he wants to put the willies up small kids


-The Jackson family have just been on sky news to say they haven't seen Michael this stiff since he watched peter pan


-Whats starts black, then turns white, then turns blue? Michael Jackson

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