heres a few made me smile Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me." Q: Where's Michael going on holiday?
A: He's off to Tampa with the kids. Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds. Q: What do Michael Jackson and PS2 have in common?
A: Little boys turn them on. Q: What do Michael Jackson and zits have in common?
A: They both wait till your 12 to come on your face! Q: What is the most difficult thing to get out of little boys underwear?
A: Michael Jackson's makeup! Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.