note: BE CAREFUL!!! Vodka and butter make this recipe a hot lava tragedy waiting to happen! I wanted to try it so badly, I was up to the cheesecloth smooshing when my less-than-perfect stirring spoon SNAPPED, sending the entire hot, boiling, scaling liquid lava all over my stomach, hip, and thigh. The belt I was wearing caused the hot mixture to pool right at the sensitive skin between my stomach and hip. I fucking stripped right then and there, but that extra second of pooling did some serious damage to my skin. I was shaking and in palpable shock. I demanded mustard.
Yes, mustard.
I spread mustard on my BAD BAD BAD burns, and a 12-inch-long scald turned into a small spot. I have no scars.

Lessons for today:
Be careful and take every precaution, even if you know your way around the kitchen better than any of your friends.
Mustard for burns.

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