A guy walks into a bar,
He sits down and asks for a beer. As the bartender pours it, a one foot tall man in an impeccable suit climbs out of the man's pocket and walks down the bar. He jumps from the bar to the jukebox and then to the piano in the corner, where he then stands on the stool and plays perfect Mozzart.

The bartender, who has been staring in amazement, asks, "Where'd you find the little guy?"

" Well, I was walking on the beach yesterday when I found this brass lamp." The man says, pulling the lamp from his other pocket." I thought, what the hell, so I rubbed it and made a wish."

The bartender says, "No way! Let me have that!" Whereupon he grabs the lamp and starts rubbing.

The man yells,"Wait!" But it's too late.

The bartender says," I WISH FOR A MILLION BUCKS!"

Next thing you know they're swimming in a sea of ducks the size of a city block. Feathers flying, shit everywhere.

The bartender cries,"THIS isn't what I wished for!"

The man replies," Really, Dumbass? Do you think I wished for a 12" PIANIST?"

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