bleach all the hair on your body where some pink contact lenses and say you have rare late onset albino disease lol. drug tests fucking suck i have to fake a urine test soon but hair is more difficult if your appearance is already known by the employer which im sure it is. it will take some thinking to deal with. bleach your hair and then dye it back to its original appearance is the best i can think of off the top of my head. good luck.