Set up a small trellis and go into the woods and very CAREFULLY (with gloves) transplant some Poison Ivy and plant it at the trellis. Make it a POINT to tell the kids to NOT touch it. Do not tell them what it is, just that it's a sensitive Ivy. Problem solved.... Revenge is a dish best served chilled.

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