i was up north yesterday. hopland/ukiah area. had a little something-something happen that put me on the side of the road for a few. all is well, i'm home and safe. anyway, my buddy and i are doing what we need to do........this hitchhiker is coming down the road towards us on the opposite side of the street. it's a hippie chick. big backpack, the whole 9. so i tell my buddy to yell at her, he's closest, and ask if she wants to get high. he shows the universal hand sign and she crosses over. i took my big jar of roaches with me for the ride. i popped it open and handed her about 10 or 15 fatties. she says thank you and gives me a small package wrapped in plastic. i get excited. hippies make some cool shit. so i say "i'm gonna wait to open this because i want to be surprised". she told me not to worry about it that it's just some fruit. it was. a handful of some kind of dried miniature plums. she told us to go catch some trout and mix the fruit with some sugar and put it on the trout. wtf? give me back my roaches!!!!!!!!! j/k. i said thank you and wished her safe travels.
