As a teenager I decieded to go for a smoke out cruise. I'm cruising the back roads and after smoking way to much shit I take a wrong turn and end up in bumfuck middle of nowhere. I drive till I find a marked highway and stop on the overpass to look at my map! I find the highway on the map and start folding my map up when out of nowhere a tap tap tap on my window is heard. I look over and it is a county mounty. I roll down my window and the pig gives me a look like wha the fuck is that smell. I remain cool as this pig is interagating me and I respond to all his questions politlly untill he askes me if I have be smoking marijuana and of course I tell him no, knowing my car smells like a rolling pot inferno, but what the hell it's worth a try. He asks if he can search I told him sure knowing I had my shit hid very well. He searches and finds nothing but some illigal fireworks. He states he knows I have been using marijuana and is going to arrest me for the fireworks (felony) if I do not turn over my pot. I complied. The cop looks at my little ass bag and laughs and tells me to get the hell outta here.
Dont park on overpasses with illigal shit.
Don't get lost!

the cop took my shit and he probaly had a really good day after he smoked my shit!!!