I can beat all of you guys. Over the period in which i started smoking, access to real smoking tools was bad. So i made some, then i could make a bong, pipe, gravity bong, huka... I made thinks in seconds some times. But one day i wanted to make the most wierdest bong ever

, so i picked up a flash lite and made a bong.
Check attatchment. The lite was removed, water is put in the old lite fixture and theres a tube going out to a bowl. You hit the top and it's pretty good. Plastic flashlite, made in 10 minutes.