Don't smoke soap bar mate. It comes mainly from morrocco and is mixed with horse shit, rubber and any other waste they have laying around that they can shift by the tonne.

There's plenty of english bud about. It's usually a little damp but it's better than buying the Dutch bud. I don't know what they're putting on it this time. It's not sand or glass... I rubbed a bit between my fingers and sniffed, my fingers smelled of a pencil eraser. not-fucking-good.