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Originally Posted by humblesmurph
Wow this is cool. i've been looking for you. just a few questions.
which religion to i follow to avoid hell when i die?
1. if by chance i go to hell anyway, are there some things i should bring (portable fans, sunblock, dry ice...). i could tell my folks to put these items in my casket in my will.
2. if/when i give up my soul, is it some type of pawn shop deal or what? What i mean is, if i sell my soul to sleep with Halle Berry could I at some later point pay some sort of tythe to earn my soul back?? Like if i decided i want my soul back i'd have to fuck a goat or something.
3. Most vendors offer some sort of guarantee/warranty for their services--i can expect no less of you mister lucifer sir., no?
4. also do you have a site that accepts visa or do i have to go through that horrid paypal system?
i'd a ppreciate answers to any or all of these queries at your earliest convience.
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i give immortality...with 72virgins...72 camen electras for the guys,72fabio for the girls,and for the mix genders,they can have both if they want...
1 temps are a nice 83degree year round,u will never gain a lb when u eat so eat like a pig. u can bring your parents too...ill give them imortality and a life set of money if they come too.
2 the soul gets shot at the angels,thats some real good food there...mmm bbq angel wings. less angels the easier to take god down. god is a 1foot tall little spider monkey. if u can find your soul u can have it back but u will die 20min later after it gets injected into your blood streem. no crazy ship will happen,it is paradise.
3 we got lawyers that will go over everything with you when u say yes.
4 no money is accepted,no barcodes,no govt,no poverty,no more pain... come into me for i am u.
and always 666
