Wow this is cool. i've been looking for you. just a few questions.

which religion to i follow to avoid hell when i die?

1. if by chance i go to hell anyway, are there some things i should bring (portable fans, sunblock, dry ice...). i could tell my folks to put these items in my casket in my will.

2. if/when i give up my soul, is it some type of pawn shop deal or what? What i mean is, if i sell my soul to sleep with Halle Berry could I at some later point pay some sort of tythe to earn my soul back?? Like if i decided i want my soul back i'd have to fuck a goat or something.

3. Most vendors offer some sort of guarantee/warranty for their services--i can expect no less of you mister lucifer sir., no?

4. also do you have a site that accepts visa or do i have to go through that horrid paypal system?

i'd a ppreciate answers to any or all of these queries at your earliest convience.