Get a 2 litre bottle and cut the top off to make a big funnel.
Turn a stove burner on high and stick two butter knives in the coils so the ends get hot.
Lay some tiny chunks of bud on the counter. One hit chunks.
Hold the funnel in your mouth, take one knife and touch it to a piece of weed and it will stick to it, squish that piece of weed between the two knives and it will be instantly vaporized, suck up the hit through the funnel.
Try to do about 4 hits this way. If you make it.
Here is a video if it's not clear from my description:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYS8QdCfO6c
I'll be suprised at anyone who can make it through 4 good hits without nearly passing out. It's going to be the biggest high you've ever reached and can easily make you black out so use a spotter to help you. Have your helper work the knives and you just try to manage the funnel and try to stay on your feet. (You don't want to burn your lips off or pass out with red hot knives in your hands)