I once knew a man named Budsworth
Who sported a penis of great girth
He'd give it to you
If you wanted to screw
But you had to give him some weed first.

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Originally Posted by Budsworth
I once new a girl called stoney, who thought that I was full of baloney.
So I wrote down a line that tickled stoneys spine. And then she called me Muloney. I rolled up a fatty, then called stoney patty.And we all got ripped.
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