Mine is called David Bruce Banner (since he's green and too whimpy and small to be the hulk).

The one we had before was named Clint Eastwood. We called him that because shortly after we got him he was decapitated by a recliner (ceramic) . We glued him back together and then wrapped some electrical tape around the crack on his neck. It reminded me of Clint in Hang Em High. Everyone thought it was a funny name, they all laughed and remembered it.

When our kids were small we just called the one we had then the "decoration". If we wanted to smoke we'd say, "hey lets go decorate". They're grown now and both decorators as well.